12172.) Everytime I tell you to go to sleep when you're sleepy, I secretly wish that you'd wait up for me.
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"SAY IT!" "...Ve-lo-ci-rap-tor...
- by teaorcoffee
- September 8th, 19:53
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Adam probably expressed a popular sentiment when he professed dismay at the lack of my Mournin-Warren posts’ “funny pictures” So fine. YOU WIN. Here’s an entry keeping more with what you’ve come to expect:
AHEM. I think I speak for many non-suicidal people when I admit I critique (and by critique I mean condemn as the shittiest shit to ever be shat into civilization) the book/movie Twilight without actually having watched the movie(s?) or read the books in their entirety. What I did watch was unintentionally hilarious and seemed to be the story of Girl From ‘Speak’ Meets The Pale Constipated Incest Siblings With Awful Hair. And what I read was too traumatically horrible to even make jokes about. Seriously, kids, just say no.
But, anyway.
A lot of people do like it. Which means it might have potential. Hey, why not? As ever the optimist, I propose that Twilight can be saved. How? Simple. Get rid of an adjective and swap a noun.
Twilight is the story of a girl who falls in love with a sparkly vampire
Twilight is the story of a girl who falls in love with asparkly_ _ _ _ _
Twilight is the story of a girl who falls in love with a VELOCIRAPTOR
Isabella Swan: You’re impossibly fast and strong. Your skin is scaley and you have huge talons. Your eyes look like hologram stickers from those machines by the front of Walmart… and sometimes you speak like, like you’re a mix between a chicken and komodo dragon. You never eat or drink anything except humans and large livestock, still screaming as you bite their throats out. You don’t go out in the sunlight unless the preys already wounded. How old are you?
Edward Cullen: SSCHRRAAAEEEEAAGGGHHHH.
Isabella Swan: How long have you been screagaachhghcchh?
Edward Cullen: SKRRRRIIIIEEAGGGHCCCKKKKKCCH (disembowels her with claws)
Isabella Swan: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a velociraptor. Second, there was a part of him, and all the Jurassic Park movies said it was pretty dominate, that wanted to rip me apart and eat my masticated body and use splinters from my femur bone to pick its teeth. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with hi—-AGGHHHHNOOOOOOO (attacked by Edward the raptor)
Isabella Swan: I dream about being with you forever
Edward Cullen: (cocks head, blinks)
Isabella Swan: (nods)
Edward Cullen: CHOMP
Isabella Swan: (no longer in possession of face or neck)
***ROLL CREDITS*** - [original quotes found on imdb but I fixed them]So I’m gonna work on some more ms paint mock ups of my proposal, the script is pretty easy, just rewatching Jurassic Park and trying to make sure I’ve gotten all the necessary consonants. Hopefully they will scrap whatever projects they’re currently putting those poor children through and will instead start working on building decent animatronics. Fingers crossed.
….I hope you’re happy, Internet. - via tearorcoffee
